| What are Wazzels? That is the question you are probably wondering about at the moment. Wazzels are all red inanimate objects. You probably have loads around your home. Be nice to them. What are Wizzels? Wizzels are anyone who wears a red jacket, t-shirt, top, or backpack. They are out to get the poor Wazzels! Many are very evil and should be avoided by anyone, Wazzels or otherwise. Not all Wizzels are evil however, some are unaware at the cruelty they are inflicting upon the Wazzels, others are spies for the SPCWW. Wazzels enjoy being made into fast cars as long as they are not mistreated. They also like being outside for fresh air or being near windows so that they can see out. |
| When you spot a Wazzel, speak softly to it at first as to not surprise or offend it. Then proceed to ask it whether or not it is happy where it is. If it answers yes, leave it there. If it answers no, do not disturb it, but immeadiately go to your fireplace, throw in some Floo powder, and pronounce very clearly "Headquarters of SPCWW" one of us will answer your call as soon as possible. One of our staff will then be sent to extract the unhappy wazzel, which will then be relocated. |
| Here are some pictures of Wazzels we have collected for your viewing enjoyment. Be sure to tell all your friends about SPCWW, and how to protect Wazzels. REMEMBER!!! Education is the first step to prevention! We are sorry to say that we will not being able to answer calls of Non-Magical beings(known as Muggles)becasue it is ilegal to connect muggle fireplaces to the Floo network. We regret not being able to save your Wazzels since FedEx is not accustomed to aiding their transportation. Try starting your own Wazzel Protection Society. The Wazzels will be eternally grateful. |
| If you are a Wizzel, do not worry, there is still time to change your evil ways. Be kind to any Wazzels you might meet. Do not join in on the plot to exterminate all Wazzels. Join SPCWW and help us spy on the evil doings of Wizzels to Wazzels. If that is not an option, help us educate other Wizzels of thier wrong doings. Many Wizzels are unaware of the pain they are causing to the poor Wazzels and stop as soon as they are educated. Maybe a Yoga class would cure you of your wrong doings??? If you want to donate Galleons, go to Gringotts and tell griphook (our head of fundraising) that you want to donate to Vault 714. Muggles who want to help can donate to your SPCA who give us some Galleons to help the Wazzels. |
Home, Contact Us, Art, Links, Fan Fiction, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot,  |